chaystar: brb teaching cat how to do this

chaystar:

brb teaching cat how to do this

TEACHER : imagine ur a millionaire. write your life history..

wowfunniestposts:

feelingmoganun:

(1 boy didn’t write)

TEACHER : why are you not writing?

BOY : i’m waiting for my secretary


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Book club with authors

  • Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
  • JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
  • Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
  • JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
  • Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
  • JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
  • Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
  • JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

foxmurphy:

I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats. 

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason